LUMPS OF COAL HOLIDAY SOAP
LUMPS OF COAL HOLIDAY SOAP

LUMPS OF COAL HOLIDAY SOAP

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In the year 2018, Duke Cannon launched its first Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap, and the Internet nearly broke in half. With demand far exceeding supply, our Coal Soap quickly surpassed the Shamrock Shake and the McRib as the nation's most anticipated seasonal items. 

While scouring the basement looking for vintage Michael Jordan cards, we came across these Double Lumps of Coal. These are 4.5 oz versions of our premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper.

PRODUCT SPECS: 

  • Even at 4.5 oz., our mini soap is still bigger than most common soaps
  • A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty 
  • Made in the USA by humans, not elves
  • May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
  • According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys.